Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Car Crime!

I am SO mad I could bite someone's ankles! Bev got up this morning only to discover that some b*****d had lobbed a brick through the car window. There was nothing for them to steal as she always removes the navigation device and her precious iPod, but the beautiful soft leather seats are scuffed, the handbrake is scratched and there is glass everywhere. If I catch who did this, they will be sorry! I might be small, but I have very sharp teeth and claws, and I am the right height to gnaw off your crown jewels! You have been warned!

Bev is now at home waiting for the crime scene investigators to come and see the damage. Then she needs to get someone out to replace the window. Poor, poor car. But, as Frankie would say, it's all repairable.

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