Chevy road car

Well, Bev and Paul have finally spotted their next road car - the Chevy Lacetti Sport in black sparkle. All we bears can say is Wow! This is the coolest car we have seen (within their price range, we hasten to add - there are much cooler cars if you spend more than £15k!). It has a leather interior and sports pedals, and is seriously cool. There are two unfortunately's about this story, however- the first unfortunately is that the Lacetti doesn't come in diesel until late next year, and our humans want a diesel car. The second unfortunately is that you can only buy Chevy cars from Vauxhall garages! Oh, the shame of being seen at a Vauxhall garage (sob sob)! Vauxhall cars usually come in disgusting burgundy, and are driven by men in soft hats who drive slower than the speed limit! The salesperson at the garage, spotting he wasn't going to get a sale out of them for another year, asked Bev and Paul if they had ever considered buying a Vauxhall car, at which point they looked like two rabbits caught in the headlights of a car! No, they shrieked and fled from the garage!
So, they are now waiting to hear when they can get their mitts on a diesel Lacetti whilst drooling over the brochure and recovering from the shame of being discovered in a Vauxhall garage.
Hopefully we haven't offended any Vauxhall drivers out there in cyberspace, including Carlos with his silver Astra (at least it's silver and not burgundy!). But we bears think Vauxhall cars are decidedly un-cool, whereas the Chevy Lacetti Sports car is the coolest thing we have seen for under £15k. The question to ask is, are you going to pull a babe in an Astra (we don't think so) or a Lacetti Sports car (definitely)? No, Phoebe, it's just a hypothetical question, we don't want the car for pulling babes - why would Bill and I want a babe when we have you, my darling Phoebe? Oh dear, I almost got caught out there (phew).