Yup, poor Bev has been the victim of more sardine parking at work. Picture an empty car park at 8am on a frosty morning. Bev parks neatly within her parking bay - she is hundreds of yards from the nearest car. No sooner does she switch off the engine than another car parks right beside the passenger side of the car - so close, in fact, that Bev doubted the skinny woman could get out of her car! The stupid woman got two shocks - the first when she found she couldn't open her door and the second when she suddenly spotted Bev staring at her. The woman squeezed, wriggled and limbo-danced her way out of the car, successfully managing to get out without hitting Bev's car. Bev let her struggle to get out the door, then started up the engine and moved her car to another empty part of the car park - the stupid woman had the nerve to look surprised!
What is it with these people? Are they lonely or are they shit drivers? Having already had a fight with one man who hit her car, Bev is taking no chances - she is going to photograph every idiot who parks beside her and scare / shame them into parking somewhere else or just parking properly!
You have been warned - she is feeling particularly grumpy at the moment, so don't cross her path or park near her car! She's been muttering about making people gargle concrete, or ripping their arms off and beating them to death with them, and if you are really unlucky, she will give you 'flu as well! Oh dear, you have been warned!
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