Missing knicker elastic!

As promised, I have some interesting gossip about Paul from recent racing events where he was a flag marshal.

Firstly, there was the incident with the missing underpants! He returned home minus any underwear, explaining it as follows - he had to go commando style because his knicker elastic snapped and his underpants started to fall down!

Then, there was the incident where he came back from the racing with "tender nipples", caused by his t-shirt rubbing on his chest!

Do we bears believe these stange tales or do we think we are missing out on some interesting action with the bimbettes at the motor racing! Yup, you've guessed it, we think we are missing out, so we're all off to the racing at the weekend for some snapped knicker elastic and tender nipples :-)