Junk emails

Well, it would appear that even little bears are not immune from junk mail - last night I received an email from some dimwit entitled "Make Your Man Tool Thick and Long"! If you are going to send me junk emails, can you please get it right? It should be "Make Your Bear Tool Thick and Long", and anyway I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! I may be small and furry, but I am a well-endowed little bear!