Carlos says he is horrified at our eating habits (gut-buster breakfasts and Glasgow afternoon teas) and has told us that we should be eating less fattening food like cold porridge and tatties! We love porridge and tatties, but preferably hot and as part of a gut-buster meal.
We are also disgusted at his suggestion that we go on a diet or join a health club. How can we maintain our tumshie physiques if we do that? We are bears and bears have fat little tummies and saggy bottoms - everyone knows that! And if we did go to the gym we would end up looking like Tony the Chimp, who is so pumped-up from exercising that he can hardly bend his arms!
Come on Carlos, you can't tell us that you aren't drooling at the thought of an Irn Bru trifle! You're just jealous because we booked up for the afternoon teas and didn't invite you along! Ok, we'll amend the booking and make it for 3 bears, 1 chimp and Carlos, who wants triple helpings of trifle.
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