It's official - Paul is fat!

Paul was trying to fix a boiler which is fitted side-on in a cupboard and opposite pipework for solar panels. The manufacturer's recommended minimum distance is 600mm, but this was only 280mm. Paul attempted to repair the boiler but had problems and he reported back that there was insufficient access. So, the installers responded, saying that they will remove the boiler from the wall for a fee so the fat b*****d engineer can fit a new part! The installers suggested that Paul's company get slimmer engineers! Poor Paul is getting quite a ribbing from his colleagues about his "weight problem", his boss suggested his new van be reinforced to support his weight, and to add insult to injury while having lunch today at an Italian restaurant, they opened up the double doors so that he could get out the restaurant! Poor Paul - we'll have to put him and Bev on a diet or they won't be able to get out the house or in the car, and we won't be able to get to the racing :-(