Dear Santa

Bill, Phoebe and myself have written our letters to Santa and are now waiting with bated breath for our presents to arrive. Bill - I don't think you will automatically get everything on your list, Hamish, it's not like ordering something over the internet, and anyway, you have to be a very good little bear to get presents at Christmas. Hamish - I disagree, if I ask Santa for something, I expect it to happen otherwise I will be a very cross little bear.
Ok Santa, our lists are as follows:
Hamish: dear Santa, I would like a visit from a babe, preferably Kylie Minogue (but don't tell Phoebe), along with my own stock car, a transporter, some mechanics, some new clothes, aftershave and chocolate. Oh, and I'd like some stuffing surgery on my neck, as it is now very wobbly, and my love handles too, if possible. I'd also like Frankie to have his Gold and Silver roof back again. There, that's not asking for too much, is it?

Bill: dear Santa, I would like the Care Bear Skills for Dummies book, a weekend at a relaxing health-spa with my human, chocolate and some bear treats. I'd also like my human to get rid of his cough. By the way Santa, do you think Hamish really needs aftershave - he isn't old enough to be shaving yet, and anyway, he's a furry bear! Unless of course he wants a trimmed muzzle like Phoebe.

Phoebe: dear Santa, I would like some nice clothes, perfume, girly things and protective clothing for going to the racing - you should have seen the state of me after the last race at Kings Lynn (I'm obviously a bit of a dirt-magnet like Bev)! There are some very smart mechanics' overalls on the Dress Your Bear website - they would do. Oh, and a new credit card, as my current one appears to have stopped working.

So, are the presents being sent by express sleigh-mail and when is the last date we can add to our lists so that the presents get delivered on time for Christmas?