Friday, October 06, 2006

I slagged off the wrong vehicle (sob sob)

Ok, having slagged off Vauxhall cars in my attempt to be the furry-version of Jeremy Clarkson, I have now had an invitation for a hurl in a very nice Vauxhall V6 motor in racing green with heated seats. Why oh why did I not slag off Aston Martins or Hummers so that the offended owners would offer me a hurl in their DB9 or Hummer 2? Doh! Just imagine how many babes I could pull in one of those!
Phoebe - Hamish, given your age and height, don't you need a booster seat? So, how many babes are you going to pull sitting in a booster seat (he he)?

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