Gadgets galore!

I don't know if you know, but my humans are gadget-freaks, so much so that Bev used to be called Mrs MacGadget. Well, yesterday they went out and bought 3 gadgets, two useful and one not-so-useful (depending on how sensitive your sense of smell is, that is).
The first gadget is an electronic weather station - this is an early Christmas present for Bev, since her existing weather station has died a death and none of us know what the weather forecast is. This is very important information for us bears, since we need to know when it is dry enough to go hunting or have a picnic or poo in the woods. The weather station is brilliant, with a colour display of the weather forecast, a sensor to tell you how cold it is outside and a snow alarm so that you can get up early to scrape the ice off the car (or in the case of us bears, an alarm to tell you to stay in bed!). A brilliant gadget, and one that we bears will be playing with when the humans go to work. Bill has this excellent idea of putting ice on the outside sensor to make the humans think it is snowing (he he)!
The other gadget is an electric chair - not the sort that you're thinking of, but one that massages your back (or other bits of your body, depending on how adventurous you are, though the instruction book does say only to use it on your back, but hey, where's the fun in that?). We bears have been experimenting with it, and will let you know how much fun you can have with a small furry body and an electric massager!
The other gadget is a Lampe Berger to make the house smell - Bev got it because she said the house smelled horrible after cooking vegetables (as if someone had been farting in the house all day long, which in actual fact, they had - us 3 bears! Well, Phoebe doesn't exactly fart, but Bill and I make up for that). So, we like the smell in the house - we poo and fart all round the house to make it smell like a bear's house should smell, but then Bev goes and gets something to make the house smell like a tart's boudoir (Hamish in disgust)! Bill and Phoebe - so when were you last in a tart's boudoir, Hamish? Perhaps we need to buy some "eau de damp bear parfum" for her lampe berger and see if she likes that instead of the scent of lavender or honeysuckle.