Our baby? I don't think so!

Errr, somehow or other, Phoebe has got it into her head that Little Ted is our baby because he is small and grey - a smaller version of me, in fact, though a little more worn than I am. She sits and cuddles him, and calls him our baby. No Phoebe, he is definitely not our baby - for a start, he is 7 years old (even older than me), and anyway, we are only girlfriend and boyfriend, and I am an old-fashioned kind of bear. Actually, we're not even exclusive girlfriend and boyfriend - you are also Bill's girlfriend. Girls! One minute she hits me because I make a sexist remark, and the next minute she wants my baby! HELP! Whose idea was it to get us a girlfriend??????