Fuzzy faces!

Hi, Hamish here having one of his mad rants. Since Bev has been studying hard lately, I have been occupying myself by watching a lot of TV, especially the news, and I have a question - why can't the police catch criminals when it is so obvious who they are? They all have fuzzy faces (not quite like Bill's and mine, I hasten to add, really fuzzy, not just fur!) and the really dangerous ones have fuzzy numberplates on their cars too! So, why does it take so much police effort to catch criminals when all they have to do is arrest anyone with a fuzzy face and numberplate? See me, see brains! More brilliant advice to follow.....