It's official, Paul is the King of Tutt! He collects, hoards and squirrels stuff away in the shed, garage and loft, and is always on the lookout for more stuff to add to his collection! He had thrown out some old rubbish recently, but when out on a walk recently he just couldn't resist picking up a old ceramic conductor from a field and bringing it home.
Ok, so imagine the conversation:
Paul: "Look what I found while I was out walking"
Bev looks at it carefully, then says: "It might look better once it's cleaned up"
Paul: "It's been cleaned it up - doesn't it make a nice ornament?"
Bev: "Err, actually, no - it looks like something you dug up out the ground!"
Paul wanders off looking pleased with himself while Bev laments that this is a "man-thing", despite the fact that the study is full of her rubbish!
So, we're not sure where he has hidden it, but the last we heard he was trying to sell it on eBay, and if he can't find anyone as nutty as himself to buy it, his brother wants to swap it for an old motorbike seat! Eek, more crap! We bears and Tony need room for our clothes and toys, and we don't want to get squashed under a pile of old tutt! So, Paul and Bev, get the tutt under control, and leave some space for us bears!
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