Poor Paul is not a well man - he has been getting short of breath recently and has now been diagnosed with angina. To put you in the picture, Paul is a man with a cake cupboard, a man who loves chocolate, cakes and ice cream, and who describes his desserts as his "main course"! Understandably, he was upset when he was told that he could no longer eat cakes, cheese, chocolate or ice cream, but he is being very positive about things and is sticking to his low-fat diet. Actually, both humans are now on a low-fat diet - Paul to reduce his cholesterol and Bev to reduce her big bum.
Anyway, what about us bears? We can't survive on a low-fat diet - we need daily deliveries of double pepperoni pizza and seal-meat to build up our layers of fat and keep us warm at this time of year! I know we mostly stay indoors with the central heating on, but we still need our scrummy food! Only Tony eats a low-fat diet, and that's because he eats lots of bananas and is training for the Olympics!
So, the cake cupboard is currently bare, which means we bears can't nibble the contents, but we will continue to have pizza, seal, chips, chocolate, cheese and ice cream secretly delivered to us, while the two humans eat their low-fat rubbish and Tony scoffs his bananas!
Paws crossed Paul gets better very soon!
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