On her way to work this morning, Bev kindly allowed a plumber's van to pull in front of her at a junction. She then spotted a Christian fish symbol on the back of van and thought it a bit odd, as it's not normally the kind of decoration you see on white vans. Below the fish was the even stranger "How is my driving?" notice - "How is my driving? Phone 0800 F**k u"! How bizarre - obviously a foul-mouthed, Christian plumber who drives like shit!
Yes, you don't need to ask how his driving was - it was rubbish! Like a typical white van man, he drove too fast, too close the vehicle in front and needed both lanes of the dual carriageway to drive in a straight line! Perhaps he was reading his bible or saying his prayers with his eyes closed, or perhaps he was just a crap driver - who knows, but Bev sneaked past him at the first opportunity and sped off into the distance!
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