The answer to the BIG question - will we find out?

In Glasgow, if someone asks something obvious, the chosen response could be one of the following:

• do bears poo / crap in the woods?
• is the Pope a Catholic?
• Does the Pope poo in the woods?

So, with the pontif in Scotland today, we bears are off to see him and get an answer to the BIG question - does he poo in the woods?