Paul's Climate Control Underpants!

At the weekend Paul decided he needed some new clothes and bought some Climate Control Underpants!  We bears were bemused and are trying to work out what these underpants can do to control the climate - our suggestions are:

• keep his wind under control, thereby reducing methane emissions and saving the polar bears
• need less washing as they come in an exciting range of beige and browns, which are very handy for disguising skid marks!

Feel free to add any suggestions of your own.

Anyway, here is a photograph of me modelling Paul's Climate Control Underpants - actually, the front pouch is excellent for holding my crown jewels AND snackettes, while the rear section is reinforced for storing methane until it can be safely be disposed of:

We are also recommending these underpants to Carlos, who, according to The Nice Lady from Stirling, suffers from exploding trousers! 

And what does Kitty think of Paul's new underwear?  He laughed so much his head almost fell off :-)