Money-saving / money-making ideas from Hamish

So, with Bev out of work we have had to come up with some money-saving / money-making ideas that don't involve much work by us bears.  Here are some of our ideas:

• Steal a car and sell it or use it in a bank raid.  It would be exciting but a bit risky - after all, we don't want to get shot or spend time in jail!
• Put Phoebe out on the streets, with Hamish, Bill and Tony as her pimp - we're not sure what a pimp is or what he does, but he always seems to make a lot of money.  And what does Phoebe do on the streets anyway?  Bill thinks she robs people, but I think they give her money for looking so cute!
• Make and sell drugs - we have no idea what you put in drugs, but perhaps some we could find some dodgy mushrooms in the woods or use some chemicals from Paul's shed. 
• Raid the bins at a supermarket for food
• Post our bills through someone else's door and hope they pay them for us
• Release lots of mice and/or rats into an area and then charge for Kitty to get rid of them
• We all move into the shed and rent out the house for an exorbitant amount of money or even run the house as a B&B, though our part of Hertfordshire is hardly a tourist hot-spot!

Please send any money-making or money-saving ideas, not matter how bizarre, to Hamish, Bill and Tony and we will test them out.  We may even award a prize for the most inventive and least labour-intensive one, though if we end up in the pokey Tony will be round to give you a good kicking!