Monday's commute to work was a dark, cold and frosty journey with some spectacular views. The inky black sky was dotted with bright stars, whilst the dawn gradually cast a pale golden light over the horizon. Visibility was excellent, so Bev had stunning views as she drove through the country lanes in the dawn light.
However, imagine her surprise when she arrived at Ashridge Park and found herself in a pea-souper of a fog, with visibility down to feet rather than miles. And imagine her extreme annoyance when she found that Mr White Van Man was sitting two inches off the back bumper of her car whilst Bev struggled to see beyond the bonnet of her car! If you are reading this, Mr White Van Man, hang your head in shame for such stupid and dangerous driving! You know the routine - Mr Chimp will be round to kick the crap out of you whilst making you recite the safe driving mantra:
"I will be a safe driver. I will drive two car lengths behind the car in front. I will drive at a sensible speed. I will avoid all kamikaze wildlife and I WILL keep a safe distance from Bev's car!"
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