Ok, so Bev came home from work yesterday to find all us boys, including Paul, with our shirts off and measuring tapes in our hands / paws. I know it sounds dodgy, but what were we doing? We were actually measuring the distance between our nipples! Paul had heard on the radio that the distance between a man's nipples is always 11 inches, so we measured him and it is UNTRUE! Paul's are 9 inches apart, mine are 4 inches apart and so are Bill's. It just goes to show what rubbish you hear on radio!
Now, where is that tape measure and I will check how far apart Phoebe's nipples are. Ouch, no Phoebe, don't hit me! HELP!
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