Global Warming, my arse, Part 2

Ok, it is the late May holiday and it is freezing! Despite being told that there is global warming, we have put our winter woollies on and gone back to bed because it is so wet, cold and damp! Global warming, my arse! Poor Paul tried to work in the garden laying paving slabs, but had to come back into the house again as he was cold and soaked through to his underpants - our advice was just to do the gardening commando-style, and avoid the problem with wet undies!