Ok, we have decided that Kitty is a boy, despite his name. Paul did inspect Kitty's "bits" and said something popped out, but he wasn't sure what! Err, Bill and I are expecting Paul to tell us about the birds and the bees, but we're not sure that he knows what he is talking about if he can't work out Kitty's gender. Whatever Paul says, we know Kitty is a boy.
Anyway, Kitty seems to have moved out of his own house and into our house. If we needed any proof that Kitty now considers our home to be his home too, we got it this morning - Kitty brought us a present, a live rabbit. We're not sure how Kitty expected to kill this bunny, since he has very few teeth - perhaps we was going to gum it to death. We left him to get on with it, but when we got back from the shops Kitty was alone and there was nothing left of the rabbit - either it had escaped or Kitty had eaten everything, including the fur! Since Kitty rushed into the house and ate some biscuits, we suspect it is the former. Thanks for the present Kitty, and good luck to the bunny, who lives to fight another day!
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