Paul is in a frenzied state of anticipation about becoming a flag marshall, and has even started looking through the Demon Tweeks catalogue for fireproof socks and underwear! He's almost as barking as Bev (who is actually barking at the moment - her cough is pretty disgusting).
Oh well, only two and a half weeks until the racing starts again and 4 weeks until Paul goes for training as a fire marshall! Excellent! Here's hoping the weather improves before then or Paul won't need fireproof underwear - the rain will put any fires out. Instead, he will need warm waterproof clothing!
Some questions from Hamish - can you buy waterproof underwear, and if not should Paul just wear his fireproof underpants? And can we test how fireproof his underpants are by lighting any noxious gases that escape from Paul's bottom?
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