Meat and two veg!

A rather bleary-eyed Paul was loading the dishwasher this morning when a movement outside made him look up. There was the man across the road opening the curtains and displaying his meat and two veg to all and sundry! Even though Paul likes to run around the house in the buff himself on the odd occasion (more of that another time), he wasn't quite prepared for this rather scary view first thing in the morning. When Bev left the house, he was still in a state of shock.
Hey, mr neighbour - you can't just wave your meat and two veg around whenever you want to! There are innocent little bears across the road. I 'm off to blindfold Phoebe in case this happens again - we can't have her frightened by such a scary sight!