What is he like?

What is Paul like? He decided to go to the racing tonight, despite the chilly breeze and rain - he is a true fan, while Bev chickened out and stayed at home to keep warm. But Paul realised he would need to wear lots of warm clothing, so here is a photograph of him in his furry hat, balaclava and safety specs - if Bill and I see him at the racing we will hide, because he is such an embarrassment! First the bright clothes, now the bizarre combination of warm clothing that only Paul could wear :-) Would you want to meet this man in a dark alley? Actually, would you want to meet this man anywhere at all - he looks like a cross between a terrorist and the abominable snowman! If you see him, HIDE! You have been warned!