Romantic Weekend

In a few months I will be whisking Phoebe off to that well-known romantic destination - Penrith! Bruno won't have thought of anything quite so exciting, so hopefully she will ignore all his "love muffin" chat-up lines and I will be her fantasy he-bear! Mind you, all this girlfriend lark is exhausting - life was so much easier when it was just Bill and myself - we fought, ate, slept and chatted. Introduce a pretty young bearess, and life is much more complicated! And just to top it all, Bruno is a naturist bear - he wears nothing but a flower, the brazen Italian stud! How can Bill and I, with our cider bellies, love handles and lack of romatic chat-up lines, compete with him :-( Hopefully, Phoebe will love us for ourselves.