Bearless holiday?

Carlos and the nice lady in Stirling are talking about the four of them going to Majorca for a holiday next year, which is all very nice, but what about us bears? When we holiday in the UK we travel in the back seat of the car (and sometimes in the boot, but don't tell the Society for the Protection of Teddies, or our humans might get into trouble). We have never been abroad or on a plane, apart from Bruno who comes from Italy, and anyway I am the only bear in the house who has a passport. So, what are we to do? Who will go to Spain and if we don't go, how will our humans survive a fortnight without a teddy - we had this scenario before when they were lonely on holiday, which is how we ended up with Bruno. We don't want them bringing back yet another bear because they got lonely - the house is overcrowded with bears as it is and we don't want any of these foreign bears coming in and taking our care bear jobs (only kidding, Bruno)!

Bill - Phoebe and I are polar bears and don't like the heat, so we don't want to go. That just leaves you, Little Ted and Bruno - why don't you all fight it out to see who should go? Or perhaps the smallest bear should go because he will take up the least amount of luggage space.

Hamish - ok, if Little Ted or Bruno go to Spain, what do we do while the humans are away? We could always go and stay with the nice lady in Letchworth (Paul's mum) or just have a wild two weeks of partying at home! What do you think? We'd need to persuade Paul and Bev to stock up on drink and food before they went away, but that might not be difficult because they will be feeling guilty at having to leave us behind :-)