Bright clothing - it's a MAN thing! Part 2

Here is Paul in his bright orange t-shirt and combat trousers - I told you that bright clothing was a MAN thing! And just to make matters worse, he has just bought orange shoes to go with his orange trousers - is this man colour blind or what? What is a bear supposed to do when his human dresses up like this (actually, he is Bill's human, not mine)? He buys us sensible clothing, but then goes and arrays himself in clothing resembling a rainbow :-(
So, how much wildlife do you think we will see in Orkney if he comes along looking like this? Call them camouflage trousers? Exactly what will they camouflage you from, you silly human? The only place you will be able to hide is in a field of pumpkins, and I don't think there are going to be many pumpkins in Orkney (apart from Paul's head, of course) - he he (Hamish chuckling).